Monday, March 30, 2009

Wheeeee yay!

Guess what I've got? Guess guess guess omg drooolllssss
Thanks mumsie thanks daddyoooooo!!!

*heartheartheart* loving it

ok toddlesssss i'm gonna read the manual now

Friday, March 27, 2009

Urghhhh!!! What an inconvenient D-awg!!!!!!



I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!!!!!
You're the fucking first I got.
You bloody scarred me aarrrgghhhh!
Go away be gone.
I never want to see you again!
Kapish?!! Fuck off!


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hehe *snickersnicker* and mars too

They don't know LOL. I guess they will find out soon enough when I decide to tell them. As for now toddlelooooooooo =)

(observe that chick behind us, hehe see what we have in common?)
P/S: Sunburst was the bomb! Love it! Sweat it! Scream it! Will write about that tomorrow or the day after =)

Nitey nite

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

You just have to hate them

Once or twice in your life there will be people who you just have to hate and they are the ones that trigger the psychoness out of you even on a warm bright sunny day with an arc of rainbow cascading the most bluest sky you have ever seen. OK now let me list down those people who I think you need to hate.

Your gf/bf exes or your exes' gf/bf(applies if you haven't exactly gotten over them)
Your exes(applies if the both of you aren't in good terms though it has been year)
The bitch in school
Mr/Ms know it all
Retarded-ly nuisance question asking classmates
The gossip mongers
The IT girl
Fucktards
Fuckface
Snobs(I'm somebody and your a nobody)
Brats
Rich kids
Hip hoppers(those who think this is all about chics, sex, blings and glam life)
People who tries too hard


Thank you and goodnight. Will expand the list when I find more of these people.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Here's the story about the 1:45 HOUR U-TURN EXPRESSWAY Part DEUX

.........part numero UNO continues from here

Next we headed across the street to chill at The Curves. We had our blissful cupcakes and choco ice blended. What can I say? YUMYUMYUM!!! After a long tiring squeezing through people and line queuing this is the remedy to all evils. We spent almost an hour there before we decided that it's finally time to hit the highway. We snap, sip, gulp, flip, chat, flap, clap........ then off we went. Looking for the Sungai Buloh Burger King coz Joanna promised her parents to pack them back one each. The jayboy blindly followed the signs with one exhausted looking live on the backseat that fell asleep the very minute we got back on the road and one more chaboh on the passenger seat that wakes up on and off to check back on him. We took the Damansara exit instead of the usual highway going all th way back to the city coz we didn't want to endure the traffic we just went through not too many hours ago. Guess what?!!! *@!!*&*(%$!~% we phucking got lost in some kampung looking road with misleading signs that are supposed to take us back to the highway heading to Ipoh/KL. We were in Kuala freaking Selangor or were we in Sungai Buloh kampung coz we saw signs that say Sungai Buloh Penjara hohohohooooo!!!

In the midst of all these detours Joanna finally woke up feeling groggy. She asked, "Where the HECK are we?!!!" What were we suppose to say? Like god knows man! The next thing we know we finally found a small uneven road that brought us back out to Gutherie Highway. What is a Gutherie wei? But it sure seems like we are on the right track till we reached a toll. It's the bloody toll entering KL from the south. Oh-my-freaking-god we took the highway that was leading us to Johor Bahru. So we asked the toll attendant how far are we from the Sungai Buloh exit knowing that we are on the wrong side of the highway. She pointed us to the almost correct path that got the driver so confused("Sg, Buloh belum sampai lagi, selepas Rawang.") coz he was thinking looking at the high from their other approaching side. Phew we finally got to Sg. Buloh rest stop but knowing that we're on the wrong side of the highway and if we don't take a u-turn we can't get back to our journey home. We were THIS close to get to Burger King, all we needed to do now was get out of the car walk past A&W and tadaaaaa we are there. Drove past it stopped at the petrol station and I went down to asked the cashier where do we u-turn to get back to the other side of the highway. Ok! I got 2 very different answers: First, the cashier said: "Selepas tol boleh pusing balik." Then came the store manager I guess, he came out from the store room saying: "Mesti exit balik Damansara dulu." I didn't know which was the right one so being a messenger I delivered the message la. Really alamak okay if we have to go all the way back to Damansara coz it's phucking far away from where we were. When we got to the toll, the actual Sungai Buloh Plus Highway toll which consist of an amazing stretch of 20 lanes.
(BE ALERT! WE ARE ALMOST AT THE CLIMAX YO!!!!!)

Paid the toll then asked the toll person again, where is the bloody U-TURN, she was like, "Sana, tengah-tengah sana boleh u-turn." We were so alert looking for it coz it was really when she said "tengah-tengah sana", goddamnit! she was right. There was actually a tiny opening in between the stretch of 20 lanes for a U-TURN. We were on the last lane daringly cut through 10 frigging lanes to get to the center. This is where Joanna's infamous line "I'll cover" using my mini boxing gloves on a stick cum neck massager comes in. She randomly swooshed that out from the back seat pocket wound down the window and flagged cars down letting them know the suuuuuppaaaahhhh MyVi is gonna do the stunt of cutting through from lane 10 to lane 1 to get to the middle. And then the process repeat coz we had to get to the lane at the very end for the other side of the highway too as the 'Lorong Tunai' is at the very end. Gosh gosh gish gush mush lush bush aaAAaaahHHHhh I was screaming "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! SHITTTTTT THERE'S A CAR COMIIIIIINNNGGGGG ON THE LEFT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" The Jayster sorta had that look that he was gonna pee in his pants on his face and LOL cold sweat was running down his forehead.
Pheewwww!!! We survived thank god! Isn't it obvious I'm now here telling you what actually happened. Mission accomplished when we finally got to the Restoran Jejantas Sg. Buloh on the correct side of the highway. Jo bought he desired BKs plus some other side orders and we got another burger to share to ease the thumping heart plus a yummylicious BK ice-cream cone. We were occupying the best seats in the house eagerly catching our movie: The Federal Highway at BK. Superb view from our spot, comfy seats with good snacks LOL


Jangejo's Journey to the Center or BK and Federal

The ratings for THIS entire movie/journey on the highway is as stated as below together with the genre and budget of the film.


And the actors are:


Joanna Kwan Shyu Chi


Angelene Tang Mei Yee


Sanjay Subramaniam

aka the Jangejos!!!


Lastly, presenting to you the STAR of the entire journey. We wouldn't have gotten anywhere without it. MyWHEEEEEEEE!!!



We all finally got home just a little past midnight. What a trip?! It took us half a day 12 HOURS for a usual 4 hours drive home. Shucks but it's priceless. Try it yourself especially the 20 lanes stunt.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Am I or am I not? Hohohohoooooo!!!

Sexy Popular Giirl
Everyone knows you. You look great and know this. You use this advantage and sometimes get in trouble with jealous girls because of that. You have many friends, female like male, but no or only a few really deep relationships. You don't know that theres a beauty inside of every woman, that is deeper than any physical beauty. Try to find your inner strengths and charme so you can shine from the inside out. :) Try to be kind and helpfull. Don't always think about yorself or your look - it is the inner woman people are waiting to see of you!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Here's the story about the 1:45 HOUR UTURN EXPRESSWAY Part numero UNO

So the jangejos (Sanjay, Angelene and Joanna) took a 3 day trip down to the city. The journey down was a-okay like any other road trips. However the series of unexpected events that occur was uncountable. Let me start at the point I can remember or that very point that seems to be the climax of our story. So it was Sunday, time for us to drive back. I said and made the boy promise to get us back in Penang by afternoon. Us being us the lazy bums that sleep till the sun rises up straight in the sky. We woke up at about 11.30am, showered, packed, got ready and checked out of the hotel.

Of course we had to have our BK (Burger King) before leaving KL, so we munched and chomped down our BK lunch. I had my Single Black Pepper Whopper, Jo had Mushroom Swiss I guess and the greedy Jayboy had to order his all time favourite Double Whopper with cheese. We also ordered extra Chicken Tenders coz they are the yummers way better than KFC nuggets or even McD nuggets. (OMG!~ I look so chinky out from the kampung in this pic)

We had our tummy filled we were content but Jo had to ta pau some burgers back for her la familia but she didn't want to get them in the BK in Subang knowing that there's another BK on the highway, Restoran Jejantas, Sg. Buloh. As we walked out the BK in Subang, we saw this Malay dude lying dead right in front of where we parked. He was sleeping/fainted/drunk right under some shady trees. We figured he wasn't dead or robbed since he still had his cool black looking Converse on his feet. Then we saw him changed position so we left him and didn't call the police.

After having lunch we were still early so 'someone' suggested we should watch a movie or in Cineleisure. On we go thinking that we are driving to Damansara and hah! kaboom we took a wrong turning had to travel all the way to the city instead. Stressful weekend traffic in the city got us stuck there for a whole 45 minutes or so. As we've already wasted time there so we decided not to catch a movie but to walk around in Ikea for the clearance sale they are having fro the month. And yes! When we got there we got stuck in between again for another whole 20 freaking minutes just to get into the car park. When we got to the Ikea entrance these donkeys wanted to smoke so they stood outside puffing and I was nicely enjoying the breezy air condition inside LOL yay! And zhen the both of them was suddenly so intrigued by this magic-a-thingy:

I call it the Smokalator 3000. Smoke/vapour/smog/air was literally coming out of it. How is that possible when you kill your cigarettes on the grills on top and then throws the bud inside. Hmm the only possibility is there's water in this tank looking thingy. But........ smoke/vapour/smog/air keeps on blowing out non-stop. So what is this actually? Ikea was so crowded filled with families especially kids running around thinking it's a playground. Goodness gracious! The queue was HORRORble, luckily we got into the fast lane, paid and chao-ed. Jo got most of the aunty-ish stuff her mum told her to get so did the Jay he bought household stuff for his grandma. As for me I bought some usual nonsense, multi-purpose organizer in various colors and a lint roller LOL "Why the heck do you need that? You don't even have a doggie, Angelene!" Joanna shouted at me for picking that up.


........ to be continue look out for part Deux

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Randomity

Semester done. Waiting for finals.
Short sem= death. It's alright I'm gonna be revived soon.
Tonnes and loads of late night digging my eyes out facing the glaring monitor.

My eyes look exactly like this these days with that very cheezy smile. Coz I'm gaga, YESH! Ooohhh lalalaaa btw check out Lady Gaga's The Fame like so frecking awesome!

Got fat. Yay!?
Erm I'm worried about presentation tomorrow. But yea I have a matching top and bottom plus my Jeffrey Campbells *winks*


Looking forward to the 2 weeks of holidays. Leave me alone for the first 48hours. I want to lock myself in to recuperate before I come and play.
Oh oh I need to shop for a camera? Hmmm DSLR maybe, sneakers and random girlie stuff.
Excited abut the moolah that I'm gonna earn soon? Hahaaaa yay! yipeee my account has finally gone back to 4 digits today. Thank you thank you.
I need sleep. Bye run along zzzZZZzzZ.......


Monday, March 2, 2009

Flip a switch on 28th March

Damn! I wanted to put a gadget of Earth Hour on my sidebar but it seems the url doesn't work. Anyway do check it out if you stumble across here =) Some of you may have already heard about it some may have not. Earth Hour is a movement that started in one city, Sydney back in 2007. The whole entire city flip a switch and that was it all the lights emitting from those high rises, skyscrapers, ad boards, signs, street lamps were all turned off for that very moment. It grew bigger into a global event by 2008, 35 countries 370 million cities participated; Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.



This year in 2009 with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights in hope to save the earth from global warming. This is a global vote, doesn't matter which country you are from or what color is your skin just VOTE EARTH. It is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.



VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.

Saturday, March 28, 8:30-9:30pm